Barlow's Beef : Rules of Engagement

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As I'm the new kid on the block I thought it appropriate to set out the Rules of Engagement. It's been made abundantly clear the views expressed in Barlow's Beef are mine alone. At times my editor's views may differ but will allow me to voice an opinion.

She believes in democracy and should you disagree with me feel free to do so in the comments section. Some of my best political friendships were forged in heated debate (Liberal Mayor Councillor Clampett belted me with her handbag for comparing her to Deirdre Barlow's mother. Labour Councillor Ken Thompson once threatened to throw me in the canal and former Conservative Brendan Murphy called me a 'washed up holiday camp comedian' when I criticised his stance on Dane Gate). Happy days.

Councillors have families too and I have no desire to cause them distress. Nothing I write is personal but it's the job of councillors to make decisions and my job to comment. They chose their role and I chose mine. I don't take offence at their often-bizarre decisions and the way they impinge on the lives of others but I do express an opinion.

Now we have that out of the way let's talk about truth and accuracy. It should be simple but it isn't. In my long experience political praise is always just and criticism unjust.

If I write 'The Conservatives have let the cat out of the bag...'

Tories will claim they were only trying to relieve the cat's suffering. While the Labour Party insist the Tories intended to throw the cat in the canal and the Lib Dems wouldn't recognise a cat if they saw one.

A can of worms is a welcome delicacy to one party and anathema to another. It all depends which side of the can you're on. So, councillors, please don't complain about 'inaccuracy' simply because you don't like my story. You can be sure your opposition will think it spot-on... until I write something they don't like.

Basically politicians consider all compliments directed at them and their party to be accurate and all criticism a lie. They repeat it endlessly among themselves until they believe it.

Do I get things wrong? Yes, of course I do. I thought the Alderley By-Pass would kill local trade and it did nothing of the sort. Councillor Keegan clobbered me good and proper and he was right.

Remember, I'm expressing an opinion not swearing under oath.

The process is called democracy. Residents expect their council to do a good job representing them and they expect me to do mine. Let's get it on.

Seconds out... and no whinging.

The views and opinions expressed in this column are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of wilmslow.co.uk.

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Nick Jones
Tuesday 3rd March 2015 at 3:48 pm
Vic you have demonstrated above the attributes to be a councillor !!
Steph Sankey
Wednesday 4th March 2015 at 8:50 am
Well said, Vic! I look forward to reading many more of your columns on here!
Maria Quin
Wednesday 4th March 2015 at 3:57 pm
Love your column, Vic and - as I said to you when I met you briefly - I wish you were PM of this country as I think you'd have it sorted! Keep on making us smile and seeing the balanced view.
Diane Walker
Wednesday 4th March 2015 at 5:09 pm
We should go viral!.....VIC BARLOW FOR PRIME MINISTER!
Clive Cooksey
Wednesday 4th March 2015 at 5:13 pm
A wonderful kick off article. I rub my hands in joy at the thought of you "Socking it to them" in the near future.
Nigel Gunn
Wednesday 4th March 2015 at 10:07 pm
Here here here ( if I had an "order paper" I'd wave it at the same time!)
These local (little?) politicians far too often forget they are ELECTED & remain accountable to their electorate - not just their party.
If they can't take opinions that are opposed to theirs, I suggest emigration to China would suit them!
Doug Pickford
Thursday 5th March 2015 at 7:05 pm
Excellent stuff from Vic. Keep up the good work.
Nigel Gunn
Friday 6th March 2015 at 8:58 am
Here here here ( if I had an "order paper" I'd wave it at the same time!)
These local (little?) politicians far too often forget they are ELECTED & remain accountable to their electorate - not just their party.
If they can't take opinions that are opposed to theirs, I suggest emigration to China would suit them!
Vic Barlow
Friday 6th March 2015 at 11:29 am
Muchas gracias you are all tooooo kind.
I shall endeavour to live up to your expectations.
Please keep sending me your stories at
I'll do my best to respond to every one.